Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Fun....

Today was all about different types of therapy when working with clients.... Me thinks the students were half asleep - was waiting for the loud snort from someone who looked asleep - I personally think they have managed to look awake whilst sleeping.

Last year when I tutored in Hamilton I was complete cow to one student I knew had spent the nite out on the town and heard students talking they were hung over... I waited to I noticed she was in deep REM... then slammed a book down.... he he he!! She was one of the most troublesome students I had - and I got my revenge!!

No Trevor this time round...sigh... can't hear what silly little antics the ward is up to this time - sad. His anecdotal stories always amuse and appeal to my warped sarcastic humor.

Any blonde moments... not today - buy hey its not over yet - I still have at least another 4 hours til i venture out to get food.

xox

Monday, August 9, 2010

End of the Day....

Yay! Its getting nearer to the end of the day!! Nothing interest happened other than the panel that was supposed to turn up didn't actually exist and the guest speaker who was meant for the afternoon presented himself in the morning.....Organised Chaos! Love it!

Seen as I don't pay the Motel bills me thinks I will crank up the heater and have the longestest hotestest shooower!!

Mite be catching up with a few people...

Oh....just one funny thing, an old boss to which I actually took the time to pen a detailed explanation as to why I resigned (due to the fact that I was reeeeeally peeved at the abusive moronic managerial style to which she aggressive attempt to make me do unethical practices - I refused - screaming match...etc...)...had to share the small plane trip with me....and the Motel... ha ha ha!!! Did I give a shit when she ignored me?? NAH!!

Ha ha ha!!

*itch... she needs prayer!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Lesbian Affair?? Not!

Ok so I had this moment.... yes probably should title this one blonde moment #2... however....

So this chick asks me if I had any 'special female friends'....now not being aware this was a clear question for female lovers type thing, and thinking 'Oh she means good female friends I can trust and rely on'.... I said "yes"!
Much to their enjoyment.....
Hmmmmm..... so they ask if I would be interested in being their 'special friend'.... 'Well', (I think to myself) 'I have enough friends that are close'...."Um..."
They then ask me who my close female companion is..... yes, you guessed it, I told them, and they were shocked to see that I truely do have a Special Female Friend....to which I am asked if I would be their special friend, and share sensual moments with them....ok

So (obviously some detail missing - and no we did not share any intimate sensual female bonding time of any kind) if you should be asked this question and you are not interested in same sex relationships....just be warned - there is a whole different language out there that could get you in a spot of trouble - or two...

Or in my case - I do believe this is the third time a female has asked me to have close special unique times... or whatever they others described it as....

A hug is a hug not a hug for some benefits!

=mwah=

Friday, August 6, 2010

Lemon Meringue Pie

Just finished making my favourite dish - for OTHER people... I don't like it, but everyone else does. Personally some choc mousse would be just fine!

I have had people beg for the recipe but if I hand over the only dish no one can compete with - I may longer be needed! LOL

Just looking at it on the bench - it looks like the best I have done in a while!

xox

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Blonde Moment..

Hmmmmm..... had yet another hilariously blonde moment... so here I am demanding that I have made the loan re-payment (1) .... I even downloaded the bank statements and read them bank teller - who agreed the payments were made.... now I was going to demand a refund because I had worked out an 'overpayment'.... it was then that I discovered I had made payments in to loan (2) and they were right!
Never mind that I had told the lady that she needed to sort her system out or get a better one!
Never mind that I had said that I was capable of reading my bank statements!
Never mind that I had told my girlfriends over coffee that I was gonna go in there and tell them to sort it out!!!!
So, the teller points out that I made the transactions into the wrong account...and I feel like stupid... does it stop there - no!!

I get home and in my ultimate wisdom decide...that the extra payments could be redeemed to me... So I go back... and find in overpaying one account I had only$7 left on the loan...ahhhh they can keep the money.

Hence, I am not an accountant!

Monday, August 17, 2009

It Sux To Be

Some times it just sux to be...



Sometimes you go through life and think.... gee it sux to be me. It really ticks me off working with absolute idiots who must have had a bowl-full of dumb in the morning, on a daily basis, and call themselves...."the experts".

So many times I have caught these 'experts' faking it! The thing is, they are ethically bound to NOT promote themselves and their training above the skills and knowledge they are trying to promote - which is usually thmeselves being Mr(s) Big Head!

I am a clinical social worker, and believe me, I see alot of crap talking in the clinical arena and non-clinical agencies where I have worked. Psychologists writing clinic notes that look like a narrative, nurses notes that look like first year nursing notes and psychiatrists they bring out of the retirement arc and look like they need hip replacements!

Now in fairness, there are some clinicians that are quite capable. And there are some Social Workers that are not! I am talking about the dodgy dodgy dog-doodoos that we are supposed entrust our community with. I am surprised these practitioners have a drivers licence!